Normally I would just post an "out drinking. Be back tomorrow." sign here. Instead I will give you a reason to laugh at me. IJ & I are at the local frat bar looking for some Yelp! friends and I, in true me fashion, tripped on the patio step. The following text coversation ensued:
Me:I just completely wiped out on the patio of a bar and managed to only lose about a half inch of the full beer I was holding. Booze hound win.
Johnny: WIN. Can I be a boozehound?
Me: Too late kiddo, that ship sailed months ago and you, my friend, are so on board.
Happy daylight savings Saturday, kids.
...and have a beer for me.