It's choose your own adventure time, kiddos!
If you want to hear about the exciting time I had making label to ship fluff for make-your-own-bears from NY to Ohio, turn to page 3.
If you want to hear about how IJ managed to perpetually shock himself while pushing a shopping cart about a Walmart, turn to page 57. (That is pretty much all i have on this though. We are not at all sure how the hell that happened but that cart had it in for him.)
If you want to watch a White Denim video, you are in luck, turn to page 256.
... page 57: Seriously though, that cart shit was funny.