Well, I'll be damned. Apparently this is my 100th post. I feel like I should do something really amazing for it. Then again, I also feel like someone should kick Alex Trebek in the nads, so maybe we shouldn't always go with my feelings.
So I, in a stunning display of insight, am going to do the exact opposite of that.
Here is something really very unawesome for a 100th post:
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
...If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan