Saturday, November 21, 2009

Nothing says 100 posts like a chicken joke...

Well, I'll be damned. Apparently this is my 100th post. I feel like I should do something really amazing for it. Then again, I also feel like someone should kick Alex Trebek in the nads, so maybe we shouldn't always go with my feelings.

So I, in a stunning display of insight, am going to do the exact opposite of that.

Here is something really very unawesome for a 100th post:

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?



...If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan

3 comments:

  1. First of all, what did Alex ever do to deserve a kick to the nads? Is there a scandal I somehow failed to hear about?

    Secondly, I freaking LOVE that JOKE!

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  2. The art of the corny joke is a dying art. Bravo.

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  3. @ Em: Not 100% sure. I'm pretty sure my dislike for Trebek has to do with a smugness I sense. But it could be wholly irrational. He is the host I love to hate.

    @ Alex: I only deal in two kinds of jokes. Corny and dirty, I need to try and revitalize that art so I have SOMETHING to tell in the presence of nuns.

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