i really need to write this post to assure myself i just saw Billy Mays dry a dog with a shammy cloth called Zorbees. The dog was remarkably chill with it too. Little fellow...you're a dog... you should not be being dried with a shammy cloth....that is for cars! On another point... what happened to when Billy Mays was just the OxyClean guy? I feel the need to take a moment and come up eith everything I have recently seen him try to hock...
Wikipedia tells me that there are dozens more that I haven't seen. I think it kinda says something about our society when you can make infomercials a profession. Another interesting Billy Mays fact that I was once told: While most people are seen as more trustworthy when they do not have facial hair, Billy has been rated more trustworthy with a beard time and time again. Bravo you bearded weirdo!